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Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
Modern Day Wedding
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A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this:
"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride." |
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"A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." -Tim Allen
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better when it's on.' On what? On fire?" -Rita Rudner |
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