Created 10/13/2001

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Perspective on the stock market

 If you bought $1,000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.

If you bought $1,000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the deposit, you would have $79.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily and recycle.

 We're Comming For You, Osama

 I Don't Have Time For You!

 I Hate Bugs

 We Found Osama Bin Laden

 He Realized Too Late

 


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