Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket?

A: It's his photo ID

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?

A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?

A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit?

A: the bucket

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.

Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?