Created 11/23/2001

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All The Proof We Need

 A man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"

 

"Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.

 

"Nope," replied the man.

 

"Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you," said the lawyer.

 

"But it's only $500," replied the man.

 

"Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to nail him."

 Dave's response to *11* letters

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