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Dave's response to *11* letters

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The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11

September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11

After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.

119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11

 

Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11

The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11

 

I Have More.......

State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union

New York City - 11 Letters

Afghanistan - 11 Letters

The Pentagon - 11 Letters

Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted of orchestrating the attack at the WTC in 1993)

Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11

Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11

 

Dave's response:

 

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks.

 

Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters!

What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!

 

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too!

 

Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

 

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in "THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.

 

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in it, too! Can someone help?

 

Anyone? If so, send me e-mail. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has 11 letters....

 

Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!

 

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE ALONE" has 11 letters.....

 

Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

 

~Dave

 

PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also. ;)

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