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Open only if you have time for God!

 God, when I received this e-mail I thought I don't have time for this. And this is really inappropriate during work. Then I realized that this kind of thinking is exactly what has caused a lot of the problems in our world today.

 

We try to keep God in church on Sunday morning, maybe Sunday night, and the unlikely event of a midweek service. We do like to have Him around during sickness and, of course, at funerals. However, we don't have time or room for Him during work or play because that's the part of our lives we think we can, and should, handle on our own.

May God forgive me for ever thinking that there is a time or place where He is not to be FIRST in my life. We should always have time to remember all He has done for us.

 

Yes, I do Love God. He is my source of existence and Savior. He keeps me functioning each and every day. Without Him, I will be nothing. Without Him, I am nothing. But with Him, I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me. Phil 4:13.

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