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The Devil Came Down

The devil came down on NYC

he was lookin for souls to steal

and he was in a bind

cause he was way behind

with an arab he'd made a deal.

 

When he killed Our own on American soil

We knew it was an evil plot

Bush stepped upon that podium

said" boy let me tell you what:

 

I bet you didn't know it

but We got plans of our own too.

and if you care to take a dare

I'll make a bet with you.

 

You may have begun this battle boy,

but give America it's due

We're gonna find you know matter where you go

We'll win this war against you.

 

The Marine said:

My names Johnny

this is where I come in

I'm part of this bet

your gonna regret

cause We're the best that's ever been.

 

Airforce load up Our planes and bomb those arabs hard

cause hell's broke loose in America

Bush called out the National Guard.

 

And when We win you'll not see those

shiny streets of gold

you'll have lost , now the devils got your soul.

 

The Navy jumped on our ships and said:

"We'll start this show"

fire flew from there turrets

as They struck a mighty blow.

 

The Army marched across the sands

and they made an evil hiss

then a band of Volunteers joined in

and it sounded something like this.

 

When you attacked America you said

"look what i have done"

but just cower there in your hole

and let Our Soldiers show you how it's done.

 

Fire in the towers run boys run

America was attacked at the rising sun

terrorism's always been a faceless foe

it's gonna be a dogfight don't cha'll know.

 

The devil bowed his head

cause he knew that he'd been beat

and he realized our American Spirit he can not

defeat

Bush said: "devil just come on back

if you ever wanna try again.... "

 

I done told you once

you son-of-a-bitch

America's the best there's ever been!!!!

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