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A Day in the Life of a Muslim Fanatic Terrorist

A Day in the Life of a Muslim Fanatic Terrorist: .

Recites morning prayer for divine guidance.

Performs morning beating of wife for insufficient modesty.

Recites noon prayer for divine guidance.

Performs noon beating of wife for insufficient subservience.

Attends afternoon bomb-making workshop.

Recites afternoon prayer for divine guidance.

Performs farewell beating of wife.

Attaches bomb to self, approaches unsuspecting infidels; commits suicide/murder.

Approaches Eternal Gate to seek directions for finding the virgins.

Asks angel at the Gate why he resembles Lucifer.

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