1. Motorcycles curves never sag!

2. Motorcycles don't get pregnant!

3. You can ride a motorcycle any time of the month!

4. You can kick your motorcycle to wake it up!

5. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong!

6. You can share your motorcycle with your mates!

7. If your motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it!

8. Motorcycles don't care how many other motorcycles you have ridden!

9. When riding, you and your motorcycle arrive at the same time!

10. Motorcycles don't mind if you buy motorcycle magazines!

11. If your motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it!

12. You can drink beer while riding your motorcycle!

13. If you say nasty things to your motorcycle, you don't have to apologise before you can ride it again!

14. You can ride your motorcycle until YOU get sore!

15. Motorcycles wont insult you if your a bad rider!

16. Motorcycles don't care if you're late!

17. It's OK to use tiedowns on any motorcycle!

18. If you get a new motorcycle, you don't have to keep sending money to your old one!

19. You don't have to take a shower before riding your motorcycle!