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 Why are the Arab terrorists so quick to commit suicide

Why are the Arab terrorists so quick to commit suicide? Let's see now:

No pre-marital sex.

No oral sex ever.

No booze.

No topless bars.

No Playboy channel.

No organized sports of any kind, to speak of.

Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak!"

Sand everywhere.

Ever fish at an oasis?

Rags for clothes and hats.

Eating with your right hand only 'cause you wipe your butt with your left.

Constant wailing from the asshole next door, no wait, is that music? can't tell !!

Bar-B-Q cooked over camel dung.

Prayer four times a day.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's.

Oh, and by the way, when you die it all gets better!

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