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Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
It's Too Late
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The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.
I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of my seat. I hadn't considered the drive across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."
The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!" |
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Why don't mummies take vacations? Because they're afraid to relax and unwind.
A Malaysian monkey that has been trained to gather coconuts from trees demonstrated a pressing need for retraining when it leaped on to the shoulders of a passer-by in Kuala Lumpur and tried to twist his head off.
"Most people are really scared of werewolves but I bet if you saw one crying because the other wolves had made fun of him, you would probably feel sorry for him and try to pet him. That was my first mistake." --Unknown |
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