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Captn Jack's Jokes Vol III

Created 9/1/2001

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Peek-A-Boo

Problems With The TV Exersize Class

I've *spoiled* that woman

The Problems With Long Term Drug Use

When Frosty Went Postal

Where icicles cone from!

Basic First Aid For Osama

He's so mean that....

The Toy Bear

"A DIETER'S CHRISTMAS"

Church Jokes

I Miss The Good Old Days

The Phrase "A.S.A.P."

For Sale

The Ski Trip

Holiday Eating Tips

I'm So Hungry

Taliban - On The Run

Sorta Makes You Proud!

Suggested Christmas Presents For The Ladies

What Do You Think This Is?

Just Sayin Hey!

What's That I Smell?

Think About It!

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

Put On Something Slinky

Go Ahead And Fight!

Merry Christmas - 2001

~I MAY NEVER~

Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035.....

You Are Special!

Sometimes You Need Some Rest

I Get Steamed

How To Tell You've Been Really Bad!

Why God Made Little Girls

Just A Little Note...To Say HI...

To My Little Girl

Encounter With Bigfoot

A Friend...

The Pledge Of Allegiance

The Male Brain

New Allies In The Ground War

Take A Ride On The Moon

Too Soon?!??!

Terrorism In Canada

Soul Food

Hot Enough For You?

Work Through Lunch?

Just A Walk In The Park

Getting A Leg Up

The Shell Sign

Age Test

Interracial Sex?!?!?

START OVER

Just Because

Simple Things

A Man And His Dog

Modern Day Wedding

Freedom Fighters

It's Over

All The Proof We Need

Switched Heads

Write More Legibly

Can I Stay A Few Days?

Dark In Here

How to Write The Blues

Polish Marines

American Soldiers

How Dare You

TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE

No Lunch Today

Naughty Santa - 2001

One Hot Granny

Famous Folkz - Elvis

Quotes, Vol 1

Harry Potter

Deadbeat in a Bar

What Women Must Do To Climb The Corporate Ladder

A Letter to Mr. Bin Laden

Lesson For Life

Women Deserve The Best

~Meanings~

You Are Here

Ideas And Excuses

Why Aren't You Working?

Priceless Moments At The Wedding

Priceless Moments In The Adult Video Store

Which One Is Ours?

That's No Party!

National Grouch Day

Dubya's Blood Donation

Bad Doggie

Are We There Yet

His First TKO

Computers Are Not For Everybody

If Men Invented Bras ....

Heart Prints

You Got Mail

Thats Just Too Short

How To Impress Women

A Happy Man's Smile

The Safety Of The Neighborhood Watch

I Love A Good Meal

Why Do A Home Perm???

Just One Thing After Another

Windows Error Messages

A boy is . . .

The Unhappy Santa

Happy Halloween - 2001

No Thanks....

The war on terrorism

Priceless Moments Late At The Beach

Let's Play Some Poker

Taliban Singles - Online

Super Low Jeans

Osama Bin Laden's Secret Identity

A Halloween Story

Three Ladies Flying

Why Bin Laden Became A Terrorist

Pass A Pumpkin

Message To The USAF

Public Service Announcement

How To Kill A Bee

Entertain Your Friends

Priceless Moments At American Protests

This Is Why America Will Win

A Good Date On A Lonely Night

Where Do We Go From Here

The Great Seal Of The President Of The United States

TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX

How to tell when your computer is upset with U

How Many Colors Do You See

RIGHT ON MR. PRESIDENT!

Why are the Arab terrorists so quick to commit suicide?

A Day in the Life of a Muslim Fanatic Terrorist

Afghan missile launcher

Sometimes...

Open only if you have time for God!

Something To Gripe About

Osma's Demise

Do you think YOU will pass it on???

New Mouse Pads??

The Yellow Press

I Am Thankful For...

Ohhh Osama...

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM CHILDREN

The Ranchers Wife

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Things a True Southerner Knows

RULES FOR BETTER WRITING

FUNNY DEFINITIONS

Dave's response to *11* letters

Good Service Is Hard To Find

Perspective on the stock market

One nation... under Who?

The Garden Path

Taliban restrictions and mistreatment of women

All I Really Need To Know I Learned From Noah's Ark

Florida's Answer To Shark Attacks

Osama And His Followers

The Taliban Anti-Aircraft Gun Crew

All For You, Osama

My Favorite Martains

Worlds Oldest Stripper

Would You Pleeeeezeeee Stop...And...

S.F.G.T.D.

Famous Folkz - The X-Files

And Now, My Last Question Is...

What My Soul Needs

On The Road Again

Too often we don't realize

Self Tanning Lotion

The Devil Came Down

We Stand United

HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS

What to do with Osama bin Laden?

I Wish...

A Good Friend Is...

Is it in yet???

A Friendly Place To Sit

My Full Bottle Of Viagra

Dead End Job

Let this be a warning...

How to serve your country

Repeat this phrase...

Another Cancelled Flight

Our Mates Across The Lake

Catholic Wives

The Joy Of Beer Bellies

Calendar Showed Plane Crashing Near Manhattan

The New Beefeaters Gin???

Famous Folkz - Pam Anderson

Keys To Success

You Sank My Battleship

The Terrorists Have Won The Toss...

The Dangers In Hitching A Ride

MY NAME IS OLD GLORY

Women and the Taliban

INNER STRENGTH

Lunar Power

Look At My Back

I Don't Have Time For You!

A Sexy Picture Of ME In The Shower

20 REASONS WHY MOTORCYCLES ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN!

He Realized Too Late

Snakebite

Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein

I See Dead People

Justice For Osama

Osama Bin Laden's New Wife

Batter Up, Bin Laden

Wanted: Dead or Alive

Don't Abuse The Privilege

History Changes Every Day

Screwing In A Light Bulb

Mommy Liberty's Message To Osama

A Man's "How To" Guide

The World Hear's Us

Famous Folkz - Uma Thurman

Justice Served

Weather report in Kabul

The Swinger

A Message For Osama Bin Laden

Where's King Kong When You Need Him?

The Joy Of Summer

THE EAGLE

You Don't Mess Around With Dubya

Terrorist Beware

Famous Folks - Mariah Carey

Now I'm Angry

Gotta Take Your Jumps

You Can't Always Get What You Want!

E-Mail Help

Eating Good

For My Special Friends

Feel The Power

Famous Folkz - Claudia Schiffer & Sylvester Stallone

Quickie The Jackrabbit

Mick The Koala

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Rock Around The Clock???

Fly Fishing??

One Cool Coon!

"DON'T LOOK BACK"

Santa's Hot Tub

How To Shower Like A...

Be Careful What You Ask For!

Blonde Cook Book

All My Business

Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge And Love

25 Quotes About Life In America

Cloning Osama

The New Marine Corps Motto

Love Your Children

FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES...

Down Goes the Taliban

Mark Of The Beast???

Entertaining Hubby's Friends

A Hot Dog Party For The Ladies

Time To Grow Up??

Billy Bob And The Snow Storm

The Perfect Fit!

Jack And The Cop

A Drunk And His Wife

The Elephant Man

Giggles Vol 2

King Of The Beasts?

Glad I Have A Friend In You!

The Truth Behind Whipped Cream

Smack, Crack, And Pop

ALL'S AFFAIR IN LOVE AND WAR

May Angels Keep You

Why Santa Will Be Late This Year

Run By Apes

A Smaller Face

The Covered Wagon

Christmas ABC's

Love In Your Heart

Keep In Touch

Make New Friends

Chuckles

The Secret Joy Of Beepers

How To Know When You've Had Too Much Tequilla

Always Wear Clean Underwear

Everyone Loves A Wet Pussy

The Viewing Public

A Cyber Kiss Just For You

Too Much Homework?

God, Please...

The Horny Snowman

It's Too Late

She's expecting a cruise

Remember, It Could Always Be Worse

GOD IS UP TO SOMETHING

DREAMS

F.R.O.G.

Treasures

"Puppies for Sale"

Speaking of praying...

Definition of Innocence

My Creed

Letter of Recommendation

High Finance

A Little Latin

When One Gets Older ...

You Never Know...

News Flash

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder

The Polish Deer Hunter

Safe Oral Sex?!?!?!?

Holy Mother Of God...

Reusable

Twas the Night Before Bombing

A Warm Wish

The Last Word

Worst Job In The World

Priceless Moments At A Frat Party

The More You Give

What a Sad Shape the World is in.

GOD Bless You

Every Chick's Horror

The Queen - Then and Now

Every Woman Looks Better In A Thong

Taste The Rainbow

The Girl I Used to Be

All The Attention You Deserve

Please Honey, Let Me Explain

It's Alimentary

They Don't Wanna Know!!!

Heaven

Technology For Country Folks

The George W. Bush Surplus Action Plan

Growing Up

Good Morning

All-American Girl

Ouch

Pokeymon??

I've Been Bald So Long...

Dear Professor

Working Late???

Where Did You Learn To Do That?

Going Out Tonight?

Sometimes, KY Is Not Enuff

Baby, If I Ever Leave You...

Please, Wait Till You Get Home

Time

It's Up To You!

Tomorrow

A Priceless First Date

Why Is It....

Bill's Daughter Visits Santa

Too Much Of A Good Thing

Bill And Jessie Discuss Terrorism

Ms Krispy Kream

Should Be Kept Secret

A Man For All Seasons

No Cookies For Santa

Brains? Or Balls???

What Happens If You Eat Too Much Halloween Candy

New PC For The Ladies

Day One Of Mammography School

Pumpkin vs Men

Upside Down????

Colored People

Into Each Life...

Global Warming

Things I Love

HALLOWEEN JOKES!

Run For Cover

How many animals can you fit into a pair of Pantyhose???

Good Question

Seven Wonders of the World

The Angels Club

Priceless Moments At The Gas Station

Your Guardian Angel

The Seasons Of Love

Do Your Duty

The Bush Medical Care Plan

DON'T LIKE YOUR JOB?

It Only Makes Sence

Support Me

Well Hung Tree

X-Mas Dance

Running All Out

Hey Osama Yo-Mama

God Bless Miss America

Will Work For Food?

Clintons Zippper

Carpet Chaser 1

The Perfect Wedding Dress

Osama Thinks He's Won

Passing The Flag

Seek Balance

What Osama Bin Laden Will Soon Face

Taliban TV Guide

Sandy Prints

Wanna Stay For The Credits??

~ EXCUSES, EXCUSES! ~

Holy Buffet

Spooky Stuff in MS Word

Careful Mister

The Man Who Would be President

U Go, Gurl

New York After the Attacks

Signs It's Time to Clean Out Your Medicine Cabinet

Doggie Style

Safe Oranges

NOAH IN THE YEAR 2001

You Have The Right To Remain Silent

I Wonder If It Likes Cheese

The Future For Osama Bin Laden

Forgive Me, Father

The Big Chicken Dinner

Have You Heard...

Taliban Questions:

Halloween Moon

The Facts Of Life

We...

The Brave Afgan Warriors

Two Blonds....

MOMS ARE SMARTER...

The Woman With Something Extra

Smart Food

The Farmer And The Puppies

Learning To Park

MasterCard Moments For the Taliban

He Came By It Honestly

WHAT TO DO IF YOU HAPPEN UPON A PEACE RALLY

I AM THANKFUL FOR ......

Thanks For Shopping

Sexercise

Love That Is So Real

Afghani Capitol city re-named

Famous Folkz - Demi Moore

Famous Folkz - Madonna

Uncle Sam Wants You...

Two Irish Men

A Prayer For You

From Boeing To Osama Bin Laden

It's Time To Hug America

Be A Good Boy

Holy Jihad

Life Without Love

I Love Your Virus

He Sold His Soul!

The Candle of Love, Hope and Friendship

Every Man's Fear

Raising Our Children Right!

Is This Your Life?!?!?!?

Dubya - The Crusader

Idiot Stories

Fill Em Up!!!!

Famous Folkz - Madonna

Priceless Moments At Wimbleton

America's New Patriotic Toilet Paper

Minnesota Dirty Old Man

America The Beautiful

World's Worst Fake Picture

Osama's Bloody Hands

Bald Headed Babies

Famous Folkz - Anna Kournikova

I Love You

Drive Women Crazy

The Joy Of Bobsledding

How A Blond Eats A Banana

Is It Saddam Hussein...

What's Under the Kilt

Change Back

Target Practice

Please Stop The Hatred

Priceless Moments In Kabul

We're Coming For You, Osama

Outside Osama's Window

'Justice Will Be Done'

Wanna Know Victorias Secret?

Theres A Right Way And....

Don't Let Racism Win...

The Secret To Happiness

We Need More Sex

Weather Forecast for Afghanistan

Famous Folkz - Drew Barrymore

Unzipping The Hard Drive

That's What I Call A Milkshake

This Is Just The Beginning For Bin Laden

From The Acme Insurance Company To Osama Bin Laden

Sagging Economy

The New World Trade Center

Booby Trap

Remembering those that died...

She Still Stands

Running Radar - Texas Style

It Aint The Heat

I'm So Hot

Censorship

I Hate Bugs

New Computer Terms

The Sacred Pink Angel

I Felt Something

The More They Change...

Its Possible...

Pepe The Pig

Ice Pube - The Polar Bear

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Walking In A Doggie Wonderland!

Actual Answering Machine Recordings

Kissing The Flag

Take It Like A Man

Roses of Life

A Santa's Hell

An Artist's View

Every woman's ultimate fantasy

Trippin Laura

The Preacher And The Bear

Big John

The Empty Chair

The Christmas List

Fight Night

Ring My Bell

The American Quiz

Burying Osama

Six Weeks B-4 Xmas

Christmas With Louise

The Perfect Job For An Ass

Send In The Clones

Children

A Friend is a Gift

The Meaning of Christmas

The Legend of the Christmas Spider

Dictionary For Women

The Dictator

A Little Christmas Pussy!

Pita Bread?!?!?!?

A Fate Worse Than AIDS

Probe Special Report: Anthrax

Sending You My Angel

Trying To Lose Weight

God Is Love

The Problem With Short-Shorts

Christmas Is Just Plain Weird

Every Quiet Moment

Since There Is Nothing On TV....

A Squirrel Gone Nuts

A Snowy Moon

THE OUTHOUSE POEM

Husbands And Wives

Why I Love Big Mouth Bass!

Hang In There!

How Rumors Get Started

Hey Bin Laden...

Be Afraid...

I'm A Big Kid NOW!

Two Things Wrong With Family Reunions

A Suprize From Santa

No Pets Allowed

Deep Thoughts

Would You Like Fries With That?

This can't be adultry...

Why go to church?

The Art Of Public Speaking

The latest Hollywood action movie....

Now playing, at your local theater....

Coming soon, to a theater near you....

Ways To Have Fun With Your Public Bathroom Stallmate

Moose Hunting

Two thousand one - nine - eleven

Definitions

Men In Afghanistan

You...

A Soldier's Christmas

Go Granny, Go

Short Arm Inspection

Be A Bitch

A Lovely Young Thing

How Much For Oral Sex

Home For Girls

Here's Your Christmas Gift!

Mistake At The Beach

Breasts Of The World

Dear Heavenly Father

An Angel's Kiss

Angels Everywhere

Quick, Get On The Net

Opps, There Goes Another Rubber Tree Plant

Buster

OK, I Got The Mouse...

Its Friday!!!!!

In Some Cases, Osama Might Be Right

Drinking On The Job

AUTUMN'S APPEAL

How Do They Know?!?!?

The Man Of The Hour

Two dwarfs go into a bar...

Theories On Everything

Quiet World

I Hope You Do!

I'm Grounded

Priceless Moments On Vacation

GOD'S RAINBOW

Speak Now Or...

Wrong Apple

All Erogene Zones

Mission Impossible III

Angels In My Heart

Osama Bin Laden's Deodorant

But, I Thought...

Do You Smoke After Sex???

The Dangers Of Driving With a Cell Phone

Moon River

Bad News - Good News

The Joy Of Armpits

The Magic Frog

What A Catch!!!!!

Personal Floating Device

Most Dangerous Terrorist's

The New BudwieASSer Can

The Taliban Is Losing Their Grip

Every Woman's Dream Job

Priceless Moments On An Airplane

Like Minded People

I Need A Raise

Where Candy Corn Comes From

Famous Folkz - Dita Von Teese

You Have A World Class Smile

Bin Laden Escaping With His Wife

SEVEN UPS GUARANTEED TO LIFT UP YOUR DAY

Cowards In Congress

My Man Al

What Women Are Looking For

Osama Bin Laden's Mama

INTERNET PARKING NOTICE

We Are The Cool Ones

New York, the year 2032....

Halloween Rules

St. Theresa Novena

HELLO! THIS IS AMERICA!

Will Work For Sex

Want Some Cookies?!?!?!??!

We're Closer Than You Think, Osama

Shopping For The Right Women

The Art Of Conversation

21 Reasons Why I Can't Learn The English Language

I picked you....

Added Feature

Treat Me Like A Queen

BAD AMERICAN

An open letter to a terrorist

Got A Pin???

OLD FOLKS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE

Do You Love ME?

A Different Outlook

I FORGOT...

Bingo

Osama Bin Grinch

The Story Of My Life

How Many Friends?

Hints on when you can tell it is not going to be a good day

Kick Butt Message For Osama Bin Laden

Liposuction

Intolerant

The New Three Little Pigs

Buy A Toothbrush

Words Of Wisdom For Osama Bin Laden

Mi Casa, Su Casa, Viene Interior

~ The Good Wife Guide ~

Forgive Your Enemies

Reporting For Duty, Sir

The Great Satan

What The Woman Of The World Want To Do To Osama Bin Laden

Jail Is Not An Option

The Favorite Drink Of An Old Dog

How To Blend In

Is Mr. Stud Home?

Higher Education

IT ALL ADDS UP TO 11 :..

REMEMBER

The perks of being over 50

The First Kiss

Scary Noises

Reap The Whirlwind

Getting Older...

Find Me Someone Compatible

Light Of Freedom

Gone Fishing

Life in The 21st Century

Every Man's Dream

THREE PROOFS THAT .....

Why Blonds Have More Fun

Why I Hate Football

Rules Of The Road

Southern Charm

Something In Your Eye, Osama????

I Love Football Season

HI!

Osama Bin Dickhead

World Trade Center Dirt

America, Our Mission

Just Like A Pig

Dubya Goes Undercover

I Won The Divorce

Coked Out

Beer Belly Lunch

Wilma And Dino

Got A Light?

Famous Folks - Carmen Electra

Three Angels

We Found Osama Bin Laden

Hand of Hope

If men wrote Cosmopolitan

The Male Brain

The Anal Optic Nerve

A Good Book For Bed

11th Commandment

How To Have A Crappy Day

Sex Is...

Through the Eyes of a Child

The Simpsons - Getting Back To Normal

Osama's New Lovers

Osama And The Boys

From Tom E. Hawk To Osama Bin Laden

Non-Stop For Kabul

Don't Grieve For Me

~Imagine~

Baby Food Focus Group

Should We Rebuild The World Trade Center?

High Tide

A Broken Leg?!?!?!?

The Birds And The Bees

A Classic Case Of PEBKAC

Hope

Hi-Jack This One, Osama

The Laptop And Multi-Tasking

Give It To Osama

Dear Osama Bin Laden

Take Out The Trash

Be

The Lights Are On...

Where's My Food

America Cries

Look Out, Osama

God Bless The USA

The Reading Room

Should Be A Free Car

Stamps

Clean Safe Sex

Driving Lesson

For You - 2001

Famous Folkz - Claudia Schiffer

I Forgot...And I Cant Remember...

Randy The Raccoon

Morty The Moose

Domingoel The Flamingo

For You, My Friend