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Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
Freedom Fighters
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"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
- George Carlin |
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"One of the most astounding cases of clairvoyance is that of the noted Greek psychic Achilles Loudos. Loudos realized that he had unusual powers by the age of ten, when he could lie in bed and, just by concentrating, make his father's false teeth jump out of his mouth." -Woody Allen
"There is something going on right now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling." -Steve Martin
"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." -Drew Carey |
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