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Why God Made Little Girls

God made the world with its towering trees

Majestic mountains and restless seas,

Then paused and said

"It needs one more thing

Someone to laugh and dance and sing,

Someone to walk in the woods and gather flowers

To commune with nature in quiet hours."

 

So God made little girls

With laughing eyes and bouncing curls

With joyful hearts and infectious smiles

Enchanting ways and feminine wiles,

And when He'd completed the task He'd begun

He was pleased and proud of the job He'd done

For the world when seen through a little girl's eyes

Greatly resembles Paradise.

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