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Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
The Ski Trip
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A man went on a ski trip, and was knocked unconscious by the chair lift. He called his insurance company from the hospital, but it refused to cover his injury.
"Why is the injury not covered?" he asked.
"You got hit in the head by a chair lift," the insurance rep said. "That makes you an idiot, and we consider that a pre-existing condition." |
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"No wife can endure a gambling husband -- unless he is a steady winner." -Thomas R. Dewar |
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The trouble with hitting the jackpot on a slot machine is that it takes so long to put the money back. |
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"They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel." --Dennis Miller |
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