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Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
OLD FOLKS ARE WORTH A FORTUNE
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Remember that old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs.
I've become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life, since then. Frankly, I've become quite a frivolous old girl! I'm seeing five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along and when he's here he takes a lot of my attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!
The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, oh, I do all the time. No matter where I am - in the parl! or, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself, "NOW, WHAT AM I HERE AFTER?" |
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