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Captn Jack's Jokes And Comics
FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES...
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Kids quotes that are a little...off track:
"God bless America, Thru the night with a light from a bulb!"
"0 Susanna, 0 don't you cry for me, For I come from Alabama with a band-aid on my knee!"
"Give us this day our deli bread! Glory be to the Father and to the Son and to the Whole East Coast."
"We shall come to Joyce's, bringing in the cheese."
"Yield not to Penn Station, but deliver us from evil." |
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"Last week in the southern half of the country, a fierce tropical storm forced the cancellation of several N 'Sync concerts. Scholars say this is the most conclusive evidence so far that God does exist." -Conan O'Brien |
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"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit." -George Carlin |
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"Here's a bonehead error that guys often commit in guest bathrooms: They see soap on a soap dish, and they use it to wash their hands. This of course ruins the guest soap, which is defined as "soap that guests are not supposed to use." Its purpose is to match the guest towels." -Dave Berry |
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