A nurse was taking care of a soldier in the Army Hospital. "How I wish I could kiss the American flag before I die," the soldier said.

The nurse was extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism and said, "I have a tattoo of the American flag on my bottom. You may kiss it if you don't mind."

"Of course I wouldn't mind. Thank you for fulfilling my last wish," the soldier said.

The nurse took off her panties and the dying soldier kissed the flag.