Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they are thirsty on Halloween?

A: Ghoul aid.

Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?

A: Ghoul!

Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

A: He did not have a haunting license.

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

A: He is mist.

Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

A: Because he is always a goblin.

Q: Where do most ghosts live?

A: In North and South Scarolinas.

Q: Why did Dracula break up with his sweetie?

A: She wasn't his blood type.

Q: What kind of car does Dracula drive?

A: The bloodmobile.

Q: What does Dracula get when he doesn't brush his teeth

A: Bat breath.

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road??

A: To get to the body shop!

Q: What does a ghost eat for breakfast??

A: Scream of wheat!

Q: What is a ghost's favorite pie??

A: Boo Berry!!

Q: Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school??

A: Because his heart wasn't in it.

Q: What did the wicked chicken lay?

A: Deviled eggs.

Q: What do goblins mail home while on vacation?