Created 11/23/2001

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 ~ Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

~ Say "Uhoh, I *knew* I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

~ Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

~ Say loudly, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

~ Drop a marble and say, "Shit! My glass eye!"

~ Say, "Damn, this water is cold!"

~ Grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from an arm's reach, then
sigh relaxingly.

~ Say, "Now how did that get there?"

~ Say, "Humus. That reminds me of humus."

~ Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Spray it erratically
under the stall walls of your neighbors, while yelling,
"Whoa! Easy boy!"

~ Say,"Interesting ... more sinkers than floaters."

~ Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here,
please?"

~ Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

~ Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna do?"

~ Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

~ Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor, making
sure it's visible to the adjacent stall.

~ Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

~ Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."

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