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A Drunk And His Wife

 Bartender: I think you've had enough sir.
Drunk: I just lost my wife, buddy..
Bartender: Well, it must be hard losing a wife...
Drunk: It was almost impossible.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster and M&M's?

A: A cock that will melt in your mouth but not in your hand.

 Dear Osama Bin Laden

 A Little Latin

 Write More Legibly

 An Angel's Kiss

 Worst Job In The World

 Hot Enough For You?

 I Love Your Virus

 What to do with Osama bin Laden?

 A Good Friend Is...

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