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The Phrase "A.S.A.P."

Generally we think of it in terms of even more
hurry and stress in our lives.
(As Soon As Possible)


If we think of this abbreviation in a different manner,
we may begin to find a new way
to deal with our rough times.


A. S. A. P.
Always Say A Prayer!


There's work to do, deadlines to meet.
You have no time to spare.
But as you hurry and scurry...
Always Say A Prayer.

In the midst of family chaos,
"quality time" is rare.
Do your best; let God do the rest.
Always Say A Prayer.


It may seem like your worries
are more than you can bear.
Slow down and take a breather...
Always Say A Prayer.


God knows how stressful life can be,
and he wants to ease your cares.
He'll respond to all your needs...
Always Say A Prayer.


Today I'm saying a little prayer
that God will send a smile to you
and send you special blessings
through everything you do.


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