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WOW!! This sure sounds familiar,Don't you think so LOL ;)))
I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
This is how it goes...
I decide to do work on the car, start to the garage and notice the mail on the table. OK, I'm going to work on the car... BUT?FIRST I'm going to go through the mail. Lay car keys down on desk. After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk.... BUT FIRST I'll take the trash out, but
since I'm going to be near the mailbox, I'll address a few bills....Yes, Now where is the check book..... Oops.. there's only one check left.? Where did I put the extra checks? Oh, there is my empty plastic cup from last night on my desk...I'm going to look for those checks... BUT FIRST I need to put the cup back in the kitchen...I head for the kitchen, look out the window, notice the flowers need a drink of water, I put the cup on the
counter and there's my extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter. What are they doing here? I'll just put them away... BUT FIRST need to water those plants....I head for the door and... Aaaagh! someone left the TV remote on the wrong spot. Okay, I'll put the remote away and water the plants... BUT FIRST I need to find those checks. END OF DAY: Oil in car not changed, bills still unpaid, cup still in the sink, check book still has only one check left, lost my car keys, .. And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm
baffled because... I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this condition is serious... I'd get help... BUT FIRST...I think I'll check my e-mail. Finally, it's all so clear now... I think... |
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